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Christmahanukkwanzaafestivusmas

by Arkidelik

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The holidays are confusing. Celebrate them all.

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The holidays are so confusing...
You don't know who celebrates what...
You wanna try to get the right gift, say the right thing...
I mean, you could just say "Happy Holidays" but...
Where's the fun in that? I got an idea...
Christ-ma-Ha-nu-Kkwan-zaa-Fes-ti-Vus-Mas
Cuz of us, it's just this
Do your holidays some justice
Trust us, you can give a gift, no fuss just...
Christ-ma-Ha-nu-Kkwan-zaa-Fes-ti-Vus-Mas
Cuz of us, it's just this
Do your holidays some justice
Trust us, you can give a gift, no fuss just...
Holiday time's so confusing
You don't know who celebrates what, so you choose and
Maybe look foolish if you guessed their religion and it's wrong (d'oh!)
But now a better way came along!
Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Festivus
Every other holiday around for the rest of us
Spend it with your family and friends, even if you just celebrate alone
Come on, get ridiculous!
Spread a little cheer, good will amongst people
Peace in the streets, we’re all created equal
Doesn’t take much to be kind to one another
Doesn’t cost a nickel to wish peace on your brother
Mistletoe hanging from your Festivus pole
Wait, that’s harassment, that’ll be a NO!
Yuletide wreaths get tossed over the wall
With a garland so FAO Schwarz won't fall (whoops)
Christ-ma-Ha-nu-Kkwan-zaa-Fes-ti-Vus-Mas
Cuz of us, it's just this
Do your holidays some justice
Trust us, you can give a gift, no fuss just...
Christ-ma-Ha-nu-Kkwan-zaa-Fes-ti-Vus-Mas
Cuz of us, it's just this
Do your holidays some justice
Trust us, you can give a gift, no fuss just...
Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Festivus
Every other holiday around for the rest of us
Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Festivus
Every other holiday around for the rest of us
Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Festivus
Every other holiday around for the rest of us
Spend it with your family and friends, even if you just celebrate alone
Come on, get ridiculous!
Christ-ma-Ha-nu-Kkwan-zaa-Fes-ti-Vus-Mas
Cuz of us, it's just this
Do your holidays some justice
Trust us, you can give a gift, no fuss just...
Christ-ma-Ha-nu-Kkwan-zaa-Fes-ti-Vus-Mas
Cuz of us, it's just this
Do your holidays some justice
Trust us, you can give a gift, no fuss just...
Feliz whether Navidad or never dat
Some feel it’s humbug and gotta weather that
If you don’t like the eggnog, well you can bring beer
None for grandma, you remember the reindeer
Last year, leaving hoof prints in the cashmere
Swear to never let her bring a 12 pack of that here
All it does is remind us of that year
She was trying to pierce and put a diamond in the cat’s ears
Wait...
Back away from the fuzzy
They wanna play, with the bows and they love me
Causing no ruckus but just for the principle
Listen no chewing the lights or the tinsel dudes
Hey...
Back away from the tree
It’s going on the pole, the menorah’s by the wreath
And I hope nobody lit it, we already had a crisis
Snapfacetwittagram gave a lot of likes it’s...
Holiday time's so confusing
Holiday time's so confusing
Holiday time's so confusing
You don't know who celebrates what, so you choose and
Holiday time's so confusing
Holiday time's so confusing
Maybe look foolish if you guessed their religion and it's wrong (d'oh!)
But now a better way came along!
Christ-ma-Ha-nu-Kkwan-zaa-Fes-ti-Vus-Mas
Cuz of us, it's just this
Do your holidays some justice
Trust us, you can give a gift, no fuss just...
Christ-ma-Ha-nu-Kkwan-zaa-Fes-ti-Vus-Mas
Cuz of us, it's just this
Do your holidays some justice
Trust us, you can give a gift, no fuss just...

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released November 5, 2019
A. Tribble

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Arkidelik Connecticut

Arkidelik is an emcee, producer, songwriter, voiceover artist, and DJ from Hartford, Connecticut. Previously known as "iLL Stout" and Tone Benjaminz, his new moniker represents change and growth "from darker times". A versatile artist, he effortlessly moves back and forth from hard, grimy Boom Bap, comedic themes and instrumental Hip Hop. ... more

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